April 2012
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Watchfinallyyy a community whose references i will one hundred percent understand . yee .
it’d be fun to go to another country and find out your name meant something cute there .
like that korean model So Young .
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i wanna be one of those super motivated people
who has no time for a social life because they’re always working .
and if anything bad happens i only know how to cope by working even more and casually drinking secret wine at breakfast .
and then i have like 2 weeks off a year where i can’t even function because i don’t know how to relax .
i am the laziest person in the world...
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australia is fat .
but i feel like it makes sense here because we have shitty food .
but AMERICA is fat ,
which makes like no sense .
america has wholefoods ! which is SO CHEAP !
and shit like diet hershey’s syrup
and diet soda that isn’t coke
and diet candy that isn’t sold at a pharmacy
and 100 calorie SECTIONS in stores .
i mean !
come on , you have so...
who knows a closeted gay man in san francisco who would like to marry me so that i can have a green card and they can lie to their family that they’re straight ?
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