“Tonight’s the night Hazel. I do my surprise cameo, it goes viral, I take medicine for it. Next stop Hollywood…Florida to get the car from my mom, next stop California…Pizza Kitchen to tell my old boss Nadine to suck it. Next stop Tinseltown, because Christmas decorations are really cheap this time of year.”
(via mokiki-sloppyswish)
i thought this was about coffee and i was like “lame” ,
but it turned out to be about tea so now i’m all loves it .
you know we don’t have tea w/ lemonade here ?
and if you order lemonade you get sprite ?
(Source: thisfoldedmind, via tea-and-homkos)